I Saw Three Ships

I saw three ships come sailing in,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three ships come sailing in,
on Christmas Day in the morning.
And what was in the ships all three,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.

[Laughter]

Shut up, turds!
And what was in the ships all three,
on Christmas Day in the morning?
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.

[Laughter]

The Virgin Mary and -Shut up, turds!
-and Christ were there, on Christmas Day in the morning.
Let us all rejoice amain On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.

[Laughter Growing]

Let us all-
I told you to shut up!
-rejoice amain On Christmas Day in the morning.
Shelly is starting to get pissed,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.

[Nonstop Laughter]

Shelly got up and killed the turds,
on Christmas Day, in the morning. Arrrrrrrgh!