Uncle F**ka

by leonard cohen

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka!
Your a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka!
Your an uncle fucka yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka!
Your the one that fuckes you uncle uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep of mow the lawn,you just fuck your uncle all day long!
(*fart noises*)
Whats going on here?!
(*more fart noises*)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka......
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka,
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucka!
Your an uncle fucka I must say,
well you fucked your uncle yesterday!
Haha!Uncle fucka,thats U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!
Uncle fucka!!!!!
Tonight!
Suck my balls!