Graduation Day

Bernie Mac Impersonator:

What in the fuck was that Kanye?
I told you to do some shit for the kids!
You give me your motherfucking graduation tickets right now!

You give me this motherfucking robe, cap, and gown.
You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage, motherfucker can't pull you across that motherfuckin stage Kanye.

Who told you, I told you to do something uplifting.
I'm trying to get you out here with these white people and this is how you gone do me?

You know what? You's a nigga, and I don't mean that in no nice way.
Got lil’ kids singing about the shit now the jokes on you.
You throw your motherfucking hands in the air and wave goodbye to everyfuckingbody!
You can get the fuck off this campus!
What you gone do now?

I'm no longer confused but don't tell anybody.
I'm about to break the rules but don't tell anybody.
I got something better than school but don't tell anybody.
My momma would kill me so don't tell anybody.
She wants me to get a good ass job just like everybody.
She ain't walked in my shoes I'm just not everybody.