A Call From The Vatican

Guido...
Guido

I was lazing around my bedroom
When you called and an idea occured to me
I thought you might be
Wondering about
Guido...
Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not, my darling
Who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not
Your mama, dear, is blowing into your ear
So you'll get her loud and clear
I need you to squeeze me here
And here
And here...

Coochie coochie coochie coo...
I've got a plan for what I'm gonna do to you
So hot!
You're gonna steam and scream
And vibrate like a string I'm plucking
Kiss your fevered little brow,
Pinch your cheeks till you say ow
And I can hardly wait to show you how
Guido
Who won't care if you come to me tired and over-worked?
I won't, bambino!
Who know's a therapy to beat what you can get from me?
I don't!

But this will have to be enough for now.
Guido...
Ciao.

I love you, Guido.