Best Friends Song

Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and I'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the Beatles
Stephen: I'm a Stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and I like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and I wanna nail your sister

Mark: I like Julia Roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna Fuck the Shit out of your sister
and Tyke you would rule
if you'd say its cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yeah your sister
yeaaahhhhhh
I wanna Fuck your sister
wanna Fuck her in her fucking face, fucking stick it in her fucking eyeball, and Ass
and just Cum all over her chin
well I'd stick my fist in her Vagina
and I'd move it around and then I'd move it to her Asshole
it'd be so Fucking great
I'd nail her
I wanna Fuck your sister!