I hate the world today
You're so good to me I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe
I'm and angel undeeath innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into oneI'm a +++ I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother

I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed

I'm your hell I'm your dream I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extreme tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing

I'm a +++ I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think you got me

Figured out the season's already changin'

I think it's cool you do what ya do and don't try to save me

I'm a +++ I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a +++ I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt when you suffer I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb I'm revived can't say I'm not alive
You know I woulden't want it any other way

There's something about the way we fit
There's something about this psycho trip
There's something about the way we groove
Something's got me and I just can't seem to choose
I want you
I hate you
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
So I contemplate
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great

There's something about the way we slide
There's something about this psycho ride
There's something about the things we do
Something's got me and I just can't seem to choose

One... Two... Fuck you
Never say no
I'm ready to go
We're out of control
But I can't let you go

There's something about the way we fit
There's something about this psycho bitch

The one I love I hate
But the sex is great
The one I love I hate
I could suffocate
The one I love I hate
But the sex is great

I love to hate you
I love to hate you
Bitch

Beautiful. Intelligent. Talented. Cool. Honey.
I'm a B.I.T.C.H!

[Chorus x2:]
I'll be that bitch tonight (I'll show you bitch - bitch!)
Beautiful. Intelligent. Talented. Cool. Honey.
Sure you're right. I'm a B.I.T.C.H!!

[Verse 1:]
I got 'em
Lined up in the club, jus to get a glimpse of me
I got 'em
Dressing like me, then tryin' a compete
I got 'em
Staring at me till their bottom jaws drop
I got 'em
Turning heads swiftly like peacocks
I got 'em
All wishing they could come a little closer
I got 'em
Wanting to chill wid da B.I.T.C.H from da poster
I got 'em
Hating my eyes, my thighs, my ride, my style
I got 'em
Tearing out their hair and going on wild

[Chorus x2:]
I'll be that bitch tonight (I'll show you bitch - bitch!)
Beautiful. Intelligent. Talented. Cool. Honey.
Sure you're right. I'm a B.I.T.C.H!!

[Verse 2:]
I got 'em
Jealous cos their man's eyes don't leave me
I got 'em
Hating cos I'm looking good and smelling sweet
I got 'em
Still watching tryin' a learn to be a lady
I got 'em
Tired and weak from tryin' a keep up with me
I got 'em
Hating cos I don't sugar coat a thing
I got 'em
Wanting to kill me every time they see my bling swing
I got 'em
Hating my eyes, my thighs, my ride, my style
I got 'em
Tearing out their hair and going on wild

[Chorus till end]

Had to see you one last time
Theres something on my mind
How do I say what needs to be said?
The words are hard to find

How about bitch give me my money
I want my money and I want it fast
Hey, bitch give me my money
Else I'm bout to take it out your ass

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, Yeah, but he's so cute though!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals.. Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming I don't give a fuck!
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angelunderneath
innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused

I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one

Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing

Chorus
Just when you think you've got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool you do what you do
and don't try to save me

Chorus
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
when you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numbed, I'm revived
can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

I want everything, I want everything
I want a limousine, a diamond ring
I want everything
I wanna taste the good life
I wanna sip from the golden cup
I wanna drink champagne in the early morning hours of the city nights
And if I stay out late
Don't wait up for me
One dove two hearts
A free ride to be who i wanna be
One life one vision
Street life just for the hell of it
One dove two hearts
A free ride to be who i wanna be
One life one vision, one vision
I want the best of both worlds
I want total attraction
I want a piece of the cake
A piece of the action
I'm gonna take it to the limit
And get more than I bargained for
There's no regrets make no mistake
I gonna get what I want
Whatever it takes
And if I push too far don't wait up for me
One dove two hearts
A free ride to be who i wanna be
One life one vision
Street life just for the hell of it
One dove two hearts
A free ride to be who i wanna be
One life one vision, one vision
I wanna sip from the golden cup
I wanna drink champagne
I want everything

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change,
tried to tell you but you
look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath,
innocent and sweet...

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side,
I can understand how you'd be so confused,
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one.

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your health, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover...

Just when you think you've got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool you do what you do
and don't try to save me

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover...

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
when you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numbed, I'm revived
can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

[Too $hort]
One time it?s by Lil? Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Who we talkin to man, who we talkin to
Any nigga that act like a wha (bitch)
Any any bitch that act like a muthafuckin (bitch)
Any pussy nigga that?s a muthafuckin (bitch)
I send this shit out to all y?all man
Fuck y?all pussy-ass niggaz
Playin there for the mothafuckin
Okay, this how we put this shit down for y?all

[CHORUS]
We run this [x4]
You ain?t fuckin wit me [x4]
Start a riot in this [x7]
Aw get the fuck out this

[Lil Jon]
You be actin like a bitch
So we treat you like a bitch
You be actin like a bitch
So we treat you like a bitch
We beat you like a bitch
Kick your ass like a bitch
We take your fuckin shit
And leave you stuck like a bitch
You wearin panties like a bitch
Yo pussy like a bitch
You sound like a bitch
You talkin like a bitch
You cryin like a bitch
You whinin like a bitch
I hate you fuckin bitch
We?ll kill you bitch

[Too $hort]
So back up on me in this bitch
Or get fucked up in this bitch
My niggaz real in this bitch
Sit your wig in this bitch
Crack your head in this bitch
Beat your ass is this bitch
So keep poppin let your mouth
And get fucked up like a bitch
Smack you up like a bitch
Stomp you out like a bitch
Slap your head like
Beat you down like a bitch
Take your money like a bitch
On your knees like a bitch
We don?t like you fuckin bitch
We?ll kill you like a bitch

[CHORUS]

[Chyna White]
Ain?t no hoes fuckin with this bitch
I put years in this shit
Shed tears for shit
Bitch I?m real with this shit (don?t push me)
Cuz ain?t no fuckin thang bout me pussy
Except this rare shit that drip from me
I get money in my hood bitch ain?t nuttin funny (not funny)
But a faggot nigga in nut huggers and big hoots
We toss over who got juice
Who livin a lie (lie)
Who speakin a true, who get that loot
You get on that mic with that bullshit bitch (boitch)
Then it?s all on you
Hangin rap label (rap label)
I ain?t dealin with favorites
Homie fucks with niggaz that do business up under the table
That mad shout
You hoes can?t make it in the game
Unless your titties and your ass out
Now fuck wit me
So I can show you who already ballin in this bitch
Turnin from sweet to sour in this bitch
Like zero to 60 m.p.h.
It?s a thin line between love and hate
And fuck the world
Cuz I ain?t here to stay (bitch)

[CHORUS]

[Lil Jon]
Hey check this out right (wazzup)
All y?all club managers (uh huh) and club owners (yeah)
It?s bout to get real ugly in your mothafuckin club right now (fucked up in that bitch)
I?m gonna tell ya like this (what?s up)
Get your mothafuckin security ready (fuck em)
Yo I think some shit bout to go down nigga (what goin down nigga)
It?s about Lil Jon (uh huh), Eastside Boyz
Yo check this shit out

Lemme see you get crunk
Lemme see you get bunk
Lemme see you tear that mothafuckin club on up
Lemme see you get crunk
Lemme see you get bunk
Lemme see you tear that mothafuckin club on up
Man fuck them motherfuckin pussy-ass niggaz
Man fuck them motherfuckin pussy-ass niggaz
Man fuck them motherfuckin pussy-ass niggaz
Man fuck them motherfuckin pussy-ass niggaz

[CHORUS]

[Too $hort]
Told ya once lil bitch
Said it twice lil bitch
Hang around us niggaz all night
And you?ll get your lil ass whooped bitch
For actin like a bitch
Backslap ya like a bitch
While ya snappin a flick (biotch)
It?s $hort dog
I ain?t wit nowhere
Still spittin real game for all the pimps and the playaz
And you bitches
Don?t try to front foo?
If you don?t leave soon them niggaz bout to jump you
You just a bitch?bitch

Feeling so tired, cant understand it
Just had a fortnights sleep
Im feeling so tired, Im so distracted
Aint touched a thing all week

Im feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Aint touched a drink all night
Im feeling hungry, cant see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
Its a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
Its a bitch, alright

Sometimes Im sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes Im so shy, got to be worked on
Dont have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin louder than a big bass drum, alright

I said hey, yeah I feel alright now
Got to be a...
Hey, I feel alright now
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...

I can't imagine
to be like you
the pain and suffering
you put me through
(repeat)

1st verse

I can't imagine
to be like you
All the pain and suffering
I go through

You surround yourself
with evil
Every nightmare you have
is your equal

Chorus

(don't hesitate)
You live in your own hell.
(outta my way)
You're surrounded by evil
(don't hesitate)
you can't get away
(outta my way, outta my way)

2nd verse

Dark clouds will follow you
rainy days
will always find you
you can't ever get away
Evil comes
Another day

Chorus

(don't hesitate)
You live in your own hell.
(outta my way)
You're surrounded by evil
(don't hesitate)
you can't get away

I can't imagine
to be like you
the pain and suffering
you put me through
(repeat)

I can't imagine
to be like you
All the pain and suffering
I go through

You surround yourself
with evil
I hope it catches you up

I can't imagine
to be like you
the pain and the suffering
you put me through
(repeat two times)

Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so tired, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie

Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it, child
You got to fix it must be love
It's a bitch
You got to mix it, child
You got to fix it but love
It's a bitch, alright

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud
Like kicking the stall all night
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin' louder than a big bass drum, alright

I said hey, yeah I feel alright now
Got to be a...
Hey, I feel alright now

Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...

[Intro: Eminem]
Bitches always be all... gigglin and shit. (come on BITCH)
But they get mad when there favorite song dont come on in the club.
Catch an attitude and shit
We got one for them. goes like this

[Verse 1: Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes
You like to hear? here it goes
A little somethin you probably won't hear on the radio
So when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
And if I'm talking to fast it just means you're listening to slow
And if you listen a little faster maybe you'll catch up, Bitch
Jew Ja Jaw Jaw Da Dun Jew Ja
You just made me mess up, Bitch
Bleeb Blab Blah Blah Blah Blah
It don't matter, I'm just blabbering
Like you understand what I'm saying Anyway
I'm just traveling In one ear and I'm out the other
You're so fuckin drunk all you hear is the Beat da beat
I could be sayin anything Get ya ass on the floor
Wear the same pants that you wore from the day before
Baby and shake that ass like a whore

[Chorus]
Yeah i'm talkin to you BITCH (get up and dance bitch)
Wiggle that ass BITCH (yeah thats it. yeah i called you a bitch)
What you going to do about it BITCH?
Sit there and cry like a little BITCH? BITCH.

Get up and dance BITCH (wiggle that ass bitch)
You little trash BITCH (yeah thats it. yeah i called you a trash bitch)
Not trailer trash SWITCH
Take the person you with and exchange partners

[Verse 2: Swift]
Tell me that it aint no hangin, and fuck callin home
Untill you look at me before you answer the phone
When i flee, your ass can get as naked and be as free
As you wanna be freak
But i'm takin the key with me.
You aint gonna get shit, so dont even ask
Disrespect my wishes, i'll beat your ass
Watch me comin home floor eatin half of your doggy bag
And i leave laughin, while you callin me on the rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when i hit
And before she cut them on, Kuniva already SWITCHED
Your ass aint even ridin with Swift unless your goin
When i'm done, i throw you out and ask you where you goin

[Verse 3: Bizarre]
Hoe aint the only thing you call a girl
Slut, Tramp, (oh, how you doin sir?)
Ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate
I said fuck the Ho's, started eatin cheese cake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait (Bizzy)
Ok, back to the bitches, wash the dishes after that
Give me stitches. a fuckin half indian chick, suck my dick
This time tommorow, i wont remember shit
Got respect for a player, got on snoop gators
And they aint now and laters bitch.

[Chorus]

[Verse 4: Kuniva, Kon Artis, Dina Rae]
Hey baby whats up with you
Aiiyo your man here with you?
Nah, you single, i can tell(you came with them hoes didnt you)
No you need friends girl, excuse him mr lick it
(aiiyo lets get this party crackin these bitches aint got bitches)
Now you know he didnt mean that (come on you seen that)
(she all whinin and shit, get this bitch a kleenex)
(what did he say?)
Nothin, he said you seem stressed
(naw, you got a big butt)
And you wearin your nice dress(cuz i was gonna say)
(you wasn't gonna say shit)
(excuse me?)
He said Michael Jackson jus got another face lift
(dumb hoe)
(oh, nigga!)
No, gumbo, he wanna cook it for you tonight
(bitch, what up though jus fuck for a buck, do somethin strange for change, maybe holla for a dolla, jus hop in the range)
(fuck both yall niggas)
See i was tryin to be polite, stank ass trick (oh someone jackin off tonight)

[Verse 5: Proof]
Why you a bitch but dont choke
I say the same to my momma
I got Christina, Brittany with me, shit
We bangin Madonna
Watch her strip you on that 10 bitch aint got change for a dollar
Blow your tounge and give kiss on your mouth you came with a condom
Quick out is the motto and jus swallow breathe, swallow breathe, now swallow these e's
I know you moca lotti mommys wont get down on your knees
You wont some money honey damn you must be outta your weave
Hit the telly fuck her belly you aint gotta go weak
Plus you wanna be a mattie you need a lot of more sleep
I'm a pimp bitch dont be shy, show me them big tits
Your lipstick, i want it smeared all on my limp dick
For instance, busting nuts is only my interest
So princess, don't get your feelings hurt cuz men jus
Partyin bullshit till she gargle and swallow my dick
I'm takin the train to spain, don't bother callin bitch

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Yeah, you heard me bitch.
Did i stu-stu-studder stupid?
You aint listein to the words of this song anyways
All you do is listen to the beats with your dumbass (BITCH)
Dancin, tryin to get a nigga money in the club
With your stupid manuper self
I was talkin bout you Do-do
You, you dumb bitch
YOU!
The one that want a drink but dont want to pay for it
Spend all the money you make all week on that dress
And i spill a drink on it, actin like i'm drunk when i'm not
IM JUST TRYIN TO FUCK
IM JUS TRYIN TO FUCK BITCH!

(D-Twizzy, Yeah. Bitch, Bitch)

[Thanks to hugh_heffner_2004@hotmail.com for these lyrics]
[Thanks to bigsleep55@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]

UP TO THIS NIGHT,
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU DO,DO, DO
I FEEL LIKE STATUE, STUCK, NUDE,ROCK
BUT YOU WHIP ME AND I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I’M ON THE GROUND
UP TO THIS NIGHT,
YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR PET, YOUR FOOL,
I’M GONNA CHANGE THE RULES
BITCH OOOH MY BITC H
UP TO THIS NIGHT,
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU DO
I FEEL LIKE STATUE, STUCK, NUDE,ROCK
BUT YOU WHIP ME AND I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I’M ON THE GROUND
UP TO THIS NIGHT,
YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FOOL,
YOUR PET I’M GONNA CHANGE THE RULES
YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH
OOOH OOOH MY BITCH
YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH
OOOH MY BITCH
YOU’RE GONNA BE
YOU’RE ON THE END OF MY LEAD
YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH…
BITCH CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH…
UP TO THIS NIGHT,
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU DO
I FEEL LIKE STATUE, STUCK, NUDE,ROCK
BUT YOU WHIP ME AND I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I’M ON THE GROUND
UP TO THIS NIGHT,
YOU TREAT ME LIKE
YOUR FOOL,YOUR PET
I’M GONNA CHANGE THE RULE BUT FROM TONIGHT, EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALLRIGHT,
YOU ‘RE ON THE END OF MY LEAD AND NOW
YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH
CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH….

(BITCHES!)
Ooooh

[Intro Eminem]
Cause bitches all...giggly and shit(c'mon bitch)
but they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the club
catch an attitude and shit(c'mon bitch, c'mon bitch)
...so we got one for em...it goes like this

[Verse - Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes,
you like to hear it? Here it goes.
A little somethin you prolly won't hear on your radios
but when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
and if I'm talkin too fast, it just means you're listenin to slow
and if you listen a little faster, maybe you'll catch up, bitch
cause if you don't d-d-don't you just made me mess up, bitch
b-brba-brbra it don't matter I'm just babblin,
like you'd understand what I'm sayin,
anyway I'm just jabberin in one ear and I'm out the other
you're so fuckin drunk
all you hear is the beat b-b-b-beat, I could be sayin anything
so just get your ass on the floor
wear those same pants that you wore from the day before
baby go on shake that ass like a whore

[Chorus - Eminem and Kon Artis]
Yeah I'm talkin to you(BITCH)
Get up and dance(BITCH)
Wiggle that ass(BITCH)
Yeah that's it, bitch
Yeah I called you a bitch(BITCH)
Whatchu gon do bout it(BITCH)
Sit there and cry like a little(BITCH, BITCH)
Get up and dance(BITCH)
Wiggle that ass(BITCH)
You little trash(BITCH)
Yeah that's it
Yeah I called you a trash(BITCH)
Not trailer trash(SWITCH)
Take the person you're with and exchange partners(BITCH)

[Verse - Swifty McVay]
Tell a nigga there ain't no hangin,
and fuck callin home
and see you look at me before you answer the phone
when I flee, you ass can get naked and be as free and you want to be freak
but I'm takin the key with me
you ain't gonna get shit, so don't even ask
disrespect my wishes(BITCH)
I'll beat cho ass
Watch me comin home eatin half of your doggy bag
and I'll leavin laughin, while you callin me on a rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
and before she cut em on, Kuniva already (SWITCH)
your ass ain't even ridin with Swift, unless you hoe'n
when I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you goin.

[Bizarre]
Hoe ain't the only thing you call a girl
slut, tramp("Oh, how you doin Sheryl?")
Ever since I was 8, I've been startin to hate
I said fuck the hoes and started eatin cheese cake
scrambled eggs and steaks, strawberries and grapes
damn that sound great....hold on, wait!(Bizzy!)
Okay...back to the bitches
wash the dishes after that, give me stitches
I'll fuck a half-indian chick, suck my dick
this time tommorrow: I won't remember shit
Have respect for a player, I got on Snoop Gators
and ain't Annihilators, bitch

[Chorus]

[Verse Kon Artis/Kuniva (Bitch)]
Kon Artis: "Ey baby what's up withchu?"
Kuniva: "Ey yo your man here witchu? Nah you single I can tell"
Kon Artis: "Nah you came with THEM hoes didn't you?"
Kuniva: "No, you mean friends. Girl excuse him it's the liquor"
Kon Artis: “Ey yo let’s get this party crackin, these bitches ain’t gappin, bitch�?
Kuniva: “Aw nah you know he didn’t mean that..�?
(C’mon you seen that)
Kon Artis: “She all whinin and shit, get this bitch a Kleenex�?
(What did he say!?)
Kuniva: “Nothing he said you seem stressed�?
Kon Artis: “Nah you got some big breasts�?
(Huh?)
Kuniva: “AND you're wearing a nice dress�?
(Cause I was gonna to say)
Kon Artis: “You weren’t gonna to say shit�?
(Excuse me??)
Kuniva: “He said ‘Michael Jackson just got another face lift!�?
(Oooooooh)
Kon Artis: “…dumb ho..�?
(Nigga!)
Kuniva: “Nooooo, gumbo! He wanna cook it for you tonight�?
Kon Artis: “Bitch what up doh? Fuck for a buck, do somethin strange for change[Kunvia: shh…shut up nigga!], make me holla for a dollar, just hop in the Range�?
(Fuck BOTH of yall niggas)
Kuniva: “See I was TRYIN to be polite, stank ass trick�?
Kon Artis: “Ohp, someone’s jackin off tonight!�?

[Proof]
I call you a BITCH, but don’t trip
I say the same to my momma
I got Christina, Brittney with me, shit we bangin Madonna
Watch you strip you onto you bitch you got change for a dollar
Loan your tongue and give me your mouth you came with a condom?
Quit countin them bottles and just swallow, breathe
Swallow breathe, now swallow these needs
I know you Lokelani mami’s all get down on ya knees
You want some money honey, damn you must be out of your league
Hit the dirty fuck her barely, you ain’t gotta go heat
Plus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleep
I’m a pimp bitch, don’t be shy show me them big tits
Your lip stick I wanna smear it onto my limp dick
For instance bustin nuts is only my interest
So princess, don’t get your feelings hurt cause men just
Party and bullshit till she dive and swallow the dick
I’m takin this train and bang don’t bother coughin bitch

[Chorus]

[Outro – Kon Artis (Eminem)]
Yeah...(Haahahah)
You heard me bitch
Did I st-st-st-stutter?? STUPID!
You ain’t listenin to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to beats with your dumb ass
Dancin tryna get a nigga money up in the club, heh..
With your stupid minooped self
We just talked about YOU, dodo
No, YOU, you dumb bitch, YOU
The one that want a drink, but don’t wanna pay for it
Spendin all the money you make all week on a new dress
That I spilled a drink on actin like I’m drunk when I’m not
I’m just tryna FUCK, I’m just tryna FUCK, BITCH

(D-Twizzy…yeah….bitch…bitch…bitch)

I'm a real bitch,
I'm a twisted witch,
I'll screw you around,
When your feeling down.

I wonder around with my nose in the air,
I bug all these losers, but I don't care,
They might think they're better than me,
But I'm gonna make them history.

I've been around I've done all I can,
I'll mess you a bud, I'll even steal your man,
I've tried to hard, been pushed too long,
Gonna put all you man where you belong.

I hate the world today
You're so good to me I know that I can't change
I tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath; innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried; Must've been relief to see the softer side
I can undertsand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you; I'm a little bit of everything
all roled into one

I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover
I'm a child I'm a Mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This might mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
I'm going to extremes; Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover
I'm a child I'm a Mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

Musical Break

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changin'
I think it's cool; you do what you do
And don't try to save me

I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover
I'm a child I'm a Mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess of my knees
When you hurt; when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I'm enough; I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

ooooooooooooooooooo

I'm a real bitch,
I'm a twisted witch,
I'll screw you around,
When your feeling down.

I wonder around with my nose in the air,
I bug all these losers, but I don't care,
They might think they're better than me,
But I'm gonna make them history.

I've been around I've done all I can,
I'll mess you a bud, I'll even steal your man,
I've tried to hard, been pushed too long,
Gonna put all you man where you belong.

Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so tired, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
It's a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
It's a bitch, alright

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin' louder than a big bass drum, alright

I said hey, yeah I feel alright now
Got to be a...
Hey, I feel alright now
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...