Bullies of the World

Y'know, I'm just so sick of this whole deal of ar- we arm the world; we arm these little countries and then we send troops over to blow the **** out of them. We're like the bullies of the world right now; you know that? We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet...

Pick it up.

I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me.

Pick up the gun.

Look, Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came to town to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about four or five rolls a week of that stuff. I don't want no trouble, Mister.

Pick up the gun.

(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)

You all saw him - he had a gun.