Somebody Calls Me On The Phone
Say Hey Hey Hey Is Dee Dee Home
You Wanna Take A Walk
You Wanna Go Cop
You Wanna Go Get Some Chinese Rock

I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
All My Best Things Are In Hock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
Everything Is In The Pawn Shop

The Plaster Fallin' Off The Wall
My Girlfriend Cryin' In The Shower Stall
It's Hot As A Bitch
I Should've Been Rich
But I'm Just Diggin' A Chinese Ditch

I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
All My Best Things Are In Hock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
Everything Is In The Pawn Shop

The Plaster Fallin' Off The Wall
My Girlfriend Cryin' In The Shower Stall
It's Hot As A Bitch
I Should've Been Rich
But I'm Just Diggin' A Chinese Ditch

I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
All My Best Things Are In Hock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
Everything Is In The Pawn Shop

I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
All My Best Things Are In Hock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
Everything Is In The Pawn Shop

I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock
I'm Livin' On A Chinese Rock.

Somebody calls me on the phone
Say hey-hey-hey is Arty home
You wanna take a walk
You wanna go cop
You wanna go get some Chinese rock

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

The plaster fallin' off the wall
My girlfriend cryin' in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch
I should've been rich
But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch