Class

Velma: Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a
pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
Mama: Class.Whatever happened to,
Please, may I?
And, Yes, thank you?
And, How charming?
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
Velma and Mama: Class!Ah, there ain't
no gentlemen To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can
pass Nobody's got no class!
Velma: Whatever happened to old values?
Mama: And fine morals?
Velma: And good breeding?
Mama: Now, no one even says oops When they're passing their gas Whatever happened to class?
Velma: Class.Velma and Mama: Ah, there ain't no
gentlemenThat's fit for any use And any
girl'd touch your privatesFor a deuce.
Mama: And even kids'll kick your shins
and give you sass.
Velma: And even kids'll kick your shins and
give you sass.Velma and
Mama: Nobody's got no class!
Velma: All you read about today is rape and
theft.
Mama: Jesus Christ! Ain't there no deceny
left?
Velma and Mama: Nobody's got no class!
Mama: Every guy is a snot.
Velma: Every girl is a twat.
Mama: Holy shit.
Velma: Holyshit.
Mama: What a shame.
Velma: What a shame.
Velma and Mama:
What became...of class?