Cooties

AMBER
They came from way far out in outer space
And with her help they may destroy the human race

AMBER & GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
They've found a place to nest

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long-tailed, sharp-nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs

In science class, she's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away, 'cause it couldn't take the smell

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
Nobody wants to sit by her

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She don't need a coat, 'cause she's got fur
Circle, circle

ALL
Dot, dot, dot

AMBER
Hurry, get your cootie shot
Come on everybody, let's stamp them out

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She's just as friendly as can be

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She's like a living twilight zone

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
Quick, get Rod Serling on the phone

AMBER
Black, white, red, green

AMBER & CHORUS
Every color in between

AMBER
Dresses like a circus clown

AMBER & CHORUS
Somebody ought to hose her down

AMBER
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got them too