Country Love Song

I made love to ya all night long
then I got up to write you a song
I watched ya sleep and I fell in love
ya must've been sent from heaven above
don't think you could ever do no wrong

then you farted....
oh baby you farted..

first I thought that it was kinda cute
I surpressed a smile when I heard your girly poot poot
But then the smell came a waftin by
brought a little teardrop to my eye
I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch

cause you farted...

it could make milk curdle
make your skin crawl
make the paint peel off of the wall
dont wanna sleep under the covers no more
since the hot winds blew from out your back door

baby, it sure has been a gas
but somethin' up and died inside your ass
and sure as hell that my name is Stephen
its about time that I got even
get ready for the magic Im about to pass...

I think I shit my pants.