Craig

Everyone knows Jesus,
The man who healed the lame
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
Craig is my name

Jesus is the Prince of Peace
Jesus is the Lamb
Jesus is the Son of God
But Craig don't give a damn

Because when Craig's in sight,
We'll party all damn night
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow

I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ

I hang out with Lepers,
Barabbas, and Solemay
Jesus' friends are called Apostles
Those dudes are totally gay

Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin' lady home

Because while Jesus is prayin'
Fuckin Craig is layin'
Every lady in the Testament
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin
Like my famous kin
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn

I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ

Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree, Yeah

And now the question for you,
Is not What Would Jesus Do?
But where will you be when the Craig-machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You've got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

It's fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
I'm fuckin Craig!