D and D

I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,

It's D&D!
fighting with the legends of yore,
it's D&D!
never kissed lady before (nope),

now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool,
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...
no we're not
I know
now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,
he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,
its D&D...wait...
You've got a girlfriend?
Yeah. yeah...no.
It's D&D!
Warriors that terrify.
It's D&D!
Virgins til the day we...
1,2,3,4!
Die!