Down is the New Up

Get yourself together, let the light pour in.
Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink.
Nothing's gonna happen without warning.

Down is the new up
And what is up, buttercup?
Down is the new up
Is the new up...

(Won'tcha be my girl?)
Your services are not required,
Your future's bleak,
You're so last-week.

Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net,
I shall now perform an one-eighty flip-flop.
I shall now amputate, I shall now contort,
Because down is the new up.
And what if I just flip-flopped?

Down is the new up,
Down is the new up,
Down is the new up
Is the new up...

You crawled off and left us,
Crawled off and left us
(You bastard, you bastard)

Caught on candid-camera,
The chink in your armour,
Topsy-turvy town,
Topsy-turvy town...

Shake your pockets out,
Pass it on, pass it down,
Topsy-turvy town,
Topsy turvy town...
(Up up up up...)