Food Party

Hey, great party!
Yeah, everybody's here!
Yeah, good to see you guys.
Yeah, thanks for coming.

By the way I'm sweet
Like a chocolatey treat, sweet
Can I get you guys anything?

Yeah, you can get me a lemon
'Cause I'm sour.

Who are you?
I'm spicy, I'm hot, bam!
I'm exciting,
I'm spicy!

I'm crunchy...
You know like
Carrot sticks,
And cookies,
And peanuts...

Who invited the textures?

People like me!
Cause I'm crunchy!

People like me because
I'm smoooooth...
Like silk,
Like a glass of milk,
I'm smooth... How you doin'?

Well, I'm bitter!
I'm bitter like
Bitter Greens
And radiacchio
And orange peels
I'm bitter and
I don't even want to be here

I'm bland, I'm bland.
Well, hey, I'm salty,
And I can help! I'm salty!

Hey guys, who is that?