Good Rats
Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun?
Sure they crawl around and scurry,
yeah they're always on the run.
But a rat sure likes a good time
just like you and me.
I'll prove it with a tale,
about a rat-infested brewery
Sure they crawl around and scurry,
yeah they're always on the run.
But a rat sure likes a good time
just like you and me.
I'll prove it with a tale,
about a rat-infested brewery
It started with a little lad named vermin McCann
who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
he rounded up his furry boys,
though some wore a frown
they quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down.
who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
he rounded up his furry boys,
though some wore a frown
they quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down.
Chorus:
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
Like mice behind a piper,
rats from all around soon headed for this factory in old Dublin Town.
They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew they come,
they saw, they had a taste and knocked back a few
rats from all around soon headed for this factory in old Dublin Town.
They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew they come,
they saw, they had a taste and knocked back a few
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
The rats were in a tizzy
addicted to the bone.
the hairy lugs were giddy,
they were never going home,
like a bunch of drunken pirates,
prepared to walk the plank they drank,
they sang, they took a plunge and in the beer they sank!
addicted to the bone.
the hairy lugs were giddy,
they were never going home,
like a bunch of drunken pirates,
prepared to walk the plank they drank,
they sang, they took a plunge and in the beer they sank!
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
Come on all you good rats, we'll send you to heaven!
you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
[Rats Squealing...]