Graphic Designer

She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a
She's a graphic designer

Nobody does it finer
Photoshop and Tiger
Simplification messiah

Crop and suicider
Pantone to ninety-niner
She's even re-designed in China

Taking your shit higher
Running something by her
She's a
She's a graphic designer

She knows
Her designs on me are graphic
And she goes
Into work early to avoid traffic
And she don't need (?)
And she don't need (?)
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
And she don't need no resume to get through my door
Better bring your a-game when you wage your war
A designer
De-signer
She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a
She's a graphic designer
Taking your shit higher
Running something by her
She's a
She's a graphic designer

Graphic designer

[One very long instrumental section]

And she don't need Parsons
And she don't need Pratt
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
And she don't need no resume to get through my door
Better bring your a-game when you wage your war
A designer
De-signer
Hey!
She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a
She's a graphic designer

Airbrushing out your shiner
BA from Carolina
She's a
She's a graphic designer
She's a graphic designer