Hats Off To Halford

when you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet
a guy who is evolutionary one step behind
well when rob halford came out of the closet
it may have not been a big thing

well today we are one step closer to hearing the metal dudes sing
I want to be I want to be a homosexual

statistics say chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there is a 40 percent chance
that one of the guys in pantera likes men
hey so I think its safe to say many more other metal guys are homosexual
that may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available
see I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far
that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
ew I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
if not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable