I looked to the sky
Where an elephant's eye
Was looking at me
From a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)

I walked through a field
That just wasnt real
Where 100 tin soldiers
Would shoot at my shoulder
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)

(I climbed on the back of a giant albatross
Which flew through a crack in the cloud
To a place where happiness reigned all year round
Where music played ever so loudly)

I started to fall
And suddenly woke
And the dew on the grass
It stuck to my coat
And all that I knew was
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)

Hello shoes, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to stand on you again
(Squelch) Uurgh

Oh wow, what a horrible dream I just had

I looked in the sky where an elephant's eye
Was looking at me from a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe
Which was letting in water (letting in water)
(letting in water)

Oh no, what a really heavy bummer

I walked through a field that just wasn't real
With one hundred tin soldiers which stood at my shoulder
And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe
Which was letting in water (letting in water)
(letting in water)

Oh no, what's happening

(Narration: I climbed on the back of a giant anchovy
And flew off through a gap in the clouds
To a land where music was playing incredibly loudly
And everyone was really happy
and having a really good time
Except me)

I started to fall and suddenly woke
And the dew on the grass had soaked through my coat
And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe
Which was letting in water (letting in water)
(letting in water)

Aaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaah
Oh what an amazingly beautiful vibe
I think I'm going to get into the bath with my shoes on
Because, like, it won't make any difference right
Oh wow, hey I feel like I'm just, like, floating
Is anyone lighting a joss stick
I must be a pretty amazing guy,right
to have dreamed all this
Maybe it's becuase I ate all that cheese I found under the cooker
Oh no, hang on
Oh, I must be back in reality again
Oh no, look at all that washing up
Heavy