Hooker With A Penis

I met a boy wearing Vans,
501s
And a Dope Beastie t
Nipple rings
And new tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT
Back from '92
From the first EP

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out
Layin' down
Suckin' up
To the man

Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man
And if I'm the man
Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
Then you bought one

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man
If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit and then you bought one!

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fat ass dirty
Dollar

So... shut up and
Buy, buy, buy my new record
Buy, buy, buy
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you, buddy.