I've been sitting here all night long
I've been sitting here for way to olong
Will somebody tell me what's going on
Will somebody tell me what I'm doing wrong

'cause girls come and girls yes they go
I wish these girls would just let me know
Can I take you home tonight
is my future with you looking bright

A wink ain't nothing but dust in your eye
Eye contact is like saying hi
Flirting and just making time go by
It seems nothing works even though I try

so this is what we're gonna do
You make it easy for me and I'll make it easy for you
Just clap your hands, just clap your hands, just clap your hands if you're horny

If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Then get on my laps and do a dance

I keep looking at her like I got game
what's your sign girl what's your name
Are you looking at me like I'm looking at you
Later on baby doll we'll be cooking for two
yeah

'cause girls come and girls yes they go
I wish these girls would just let me know
Can I take you home tonight
Is my future with you looking bright

All this conversating it's so frustrating
All this in between waiting that comes along with dating
Masturbating would be just fine
We're just wasting time with these pick up lines

So this is what we're gonna do
You make it easy for me and I'll make it easy for you
Just clap your hands, just clap your hands, just clap your hands if you're horny

If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Well get on my lap and do a dance

Put your pants back on
Put your pants back on
Put your pants back on

If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Well get on my lap and do a dance

If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Well get on my lap and do a dance

If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Well get on my lap and do a dance

I'm horny all night long
You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny

You got me horny in the morning and you know
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote you a letter and I send it through the post

The post it takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I search from town to town but I can't find my boo
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny, tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny, tonight

All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny

The post it takes so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny