Well I just got into town today
To find my girl who's gone away
She took the Greyhound at the General Store
I searched myself I searched the town
When I finally did sit down
I find myself no wiser than before

She said we couldn't do no wrong
No other love could be so strong
She locked up my heart in her bottom drawer
Now she took my heart she took my keys
From in my old blue dungarees
And I'll never go to Texas anymore

[Chorus:] Now my baby's gone I don't know what to do
She took my love and walked right out the door
And if I ever find that girl I know one thing for sure
I'm gonna give her something like she never had before

I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word I took it all
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul"
She left angels hangin round for more

[Chorus]

I thought I had it all sewn up
Our love, a plot, a pick-up truck
But folks said she was after something more
I never did quite understand
All that talk about rockin' bands
But they just rolled my doll right out the door
Oh yeah, they just rolled my doll right out the door!

(Jerry Leiber - Mike Stoller)
Hot dog, you say you're really coming back
Hot dog, I'm waiting at the railway track
Hot dog, you say you're coming home for good
Hot dog, I'm going to keep knocking on wood
And baby, I can hardly wait
I'm gonna meet you at the gate, hot dog

I fell in love with you and then you went away
But now you're coming home to stay
Hot dog, soon everything will be all right
Hot dog, we're gonna have a ball tonight
I've got a pocketful of dimes
It's gonna be just like old times, hot dog

You went away and every day was misery
But now you're coming back to me
Hot dog, my heart is gonna go insane
Hot dog, when you come walking off the train
Oh how lonely I have been
But when that Santa Fe pulls in
Hot dog, baby, baby, hot dog

Ladies and gentlement!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked world
We're a fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
Who fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's fourty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

"Hot Dog"

My baby works in a hot dog stand, makin' them hot dogs as fast as she can
Up steps a cat, now don't be slow, get me two hot dogs ready to go

Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog,don't mean maybe, you ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand

In the cool of the evening when the sun goes down, all the cats and the chicks all gather round
They order hot dogs and red soda pop, then they head downtown to a hep cat hop

Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog,don't mean maybe, you ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand

I'm waiting for my baby every night at twelve, she closes up the top and then we lose ourselves
At a hep cat hop any crazy way, we're doin' the bop till the break of day

Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog,don't mean maybe, you ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand

Now the cats here and how been hangin' around, trying to get my baby, trying to put me down
She either don't hear, she either don't care, maybe it's the way that I brush my hair

Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog,don't mean maybe, you ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand.

Well, my baby works in a hot dog stand
Making them hot dogs as fast as she can
Up steps a cat and yells don't be slow
And get me two hot dogs ready to go

Hot dog, she's my baby
Hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog, I don't mean maybe
Well, you oughta see my baby at the hot dog stand

Well, in the cool of the evening when the sun goes down
All the chicks and the cats all gather around
They order hot dogs and red soda pop
Then head down the road to a hep cat hop

Hot dog, she's my baby
Hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog, don't mean maybe
Well, you oughta see my baby at the hot dog stand

Well, I'm a-waiting for my baby every night at twelve
She closes up the shop and then we lose ourselves
At a hep cat hop, in a crazy way
We're a-doin' the bop till the break of day

Hot dog, she's my baby
Hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog, I don't mean maybe
Well, you oughta see my baby at the hot dog stand

Hot dog, she's my baby
Hot dog, drives me crazy
Hot dog, I don't mean maybe
Well, you oughta see my baby at the hot dog stand

Hot dog
Hot dog
Hot dog

Disco foo!

I work out everyday.
'You sexy! '
Yeah, that's what they say.
I eat right and stay committed.
'You lost 30 pounds! '
Yeah, they say I did it.

Look, now I don't care what you think
I'm a do my thing tonight
I came to dance, came to drink
Living that disco life
I burned about thousand cal
Dancing, moving, shaking, grooving,
So fuck what my trainers say.

I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)
I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)
I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)
I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)

Street meat!
Yeah, that's what they call it.
And lately I've become a dog-alcoholic.
Now some vendors be real and some be faking.
What? You ain't got no bacon

Now I don't care what you say
I want my money back
You ain't got no onions
Got no peppers, and the dog ain't bacon wrapped.
Now to get to right
I gotta go and search the boulevard
'Cause 9 to 5 they own the floor
I work too goddamn hard

I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)
I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)
I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)
I'm gonna get a hot dog (after this club)

Street meat!