I Love NASCAR

We got owners favorite drivers
Boy that Tony Stewart's a whiner
And we got rookies advertisers
Like uhhh let's say Havoline Target Sharpie Caterpillar Nextel Mountain Dew Dupont Lowe's Home Depot Kodak M&Ms UPS Tide Alltel Gillette Kelloggs Viagra Dewalt and uhhh Budweiser
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

We got cautions we got pitstops
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops
And poor Kyle Petty an' Swervin' Marlin ha ha
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

I love NASCAR it's my kind of race
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face
No caviar it's beer and Mopar
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

I like short tracks you'll see more wrecks
And about a million screamin' rednecks
And ol' Jeff Burton ha an' poor Mike Skinner
Well they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

Hey that was a close one up there fellas I about got into one there
I might pull over right up here next pitstop I want you to get two right front tires
I need a wedge on the left side get this windsheild cleaned get on the gas
And if you don't care hand me a pair of underwear I have messed all in my drawers

I like football (I like football)
I like my wrestlin'
I like a good game of air hockey
I like some ping pong now an' then
How about you Toby

(Toby)
I love NASCAR it's my kind of race
Just to see Big E back on the track
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt
(Both) Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR

(Toby)
Vroom vroom vroom Gentlemen start your engines

(Both)
I love NASCAR