I Will Keep The Bad Things From You

I will keep the bad things from you
I will keep a straight face, honey
You'll keep your last name, if you want to
I will give you all my money
I can take a plane right to you,
if i could just stop running
What if all this was true?

I will keep the bank from callin'
I will keep those bastards from you
I will keep your smile from falling,
this time the casualties were few
'cause we kept the bastards brawling
We kept our hearts from view
This time we're problem solvin'

Catch it while you can,
It's the feel good hit of the summer
Catch it while you can,
'cause there won't be another

You'll keep the band names coming
I'll make the jokes real funny
We'll keep the skeptics hummin'
and someone else will take the money
We'll keep the hamsters runnin'
I'll be the sour in your tummy,
who'll wipe the nose that's running

Catch it while you can,
It's the feel good hit of the summer
Catch it while you can
'cause there won't be another

I will sleep above the covers
I will love you like no other
I will be your dad and mother
I will give you older brothers
I will feed you fries with steak sauce
I will keep the price below the cost
I will lead the way from all is lost

Catch it while you can
It's the feel good hit of the summer
Catch it while you can
'cause there won't be another...
won't be another...

I'll keep the bad things from you...
I'll keep the bad things from you...
I'll keep the bad things from you...