I Write Sins Not Tradgedies

Oh, well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

What a beautiful wedding!
What a beautiful wedding? says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
And yes, but what a shame, what a shame,
The poor groom's bride is a whore.

I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in, Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh! Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, Pour the champagne

I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in,
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I chime in, Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in, Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...