If Love Was a Plane

She’s 98 lbs. workin down at the Dairy Queen
with an Oglive home perm and braces.
And he’s long haired no job and just 19
They’ve got a baby on the way and
they’re off to the races

In love, look at 'em, go
now what in the world could go wrong?
Don’t tell them the odds, its best they don’t know.
If love was a plane, nobody’d get on.

At the ivy at lunchtime in Beverly Hills
the papparazi are gathered outside
'Cause an actor and an actress are havin' lunch
and according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight,

They’re in love, look at 'em, go
now what in the world could go wrong?
Don’t tell them the odds, its best they don’t know,
if love was a plane, nobody’d get on,

Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercom
right before we leave the ground
saying folks thanks for flying with us
but there's a six in ten chance we’re goin down,

But that’s the strangest thing about this emotion,
even knowing our chances are small,
we line up at the gate with our tickets
thinking somehow were different.
I mean after all
we're in love look at us, go
now what in the world could go wrong?
to hell with the odds we'd rather not know
if love was a plane, nobody'd get on
ya, if love was a plane nobody'd get on