If Not You

Who's gonna water my plants?
Who's gonna patch my pants?
And who's gonna give me the chance to feel brand new?
Who's gonna iron my shirts?
Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?
And who needs a man when he flirts the way I do?
Who, if not you?
Who, if not you?

[Instrumental .. slide guitars]

Who, if not you?
Tell me who, if not you?
Who's gonna wake me on time?
Who'll smile and say I look fine?
And who's gonna stay on my mind the whole day thru'?
Who's gonna see that I'm fed?
And who's gonna want me in bed?
But who'll watch TV instead because I do?
Who, if not you?
Tell me who, if not you?
Who.........