I’ll never tell

Anya: This is the man that I plan to entangle Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is -- I'll never tell
Xander: She is the one she's such won- derful fun Such passion and grace
Warm in the night
When I'm right In her tight -- Embrace!
Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go the love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that -- No, I'll never tell
Anya and Xander: 'Cause there's nothing to tell

Anya: He snores
Xander: She wheezes
Anya: Say "housework" and he freezes
Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
Anya: I talk, he breezes
Xander: She doesn't know what "please" is
Anya: His penis got diseases from a chumash tribe
Anya and Xander: The vibe Gets kind of scary
Xander: Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Anya: Like it's all just temporary
Xander: Like her toes are kind of hairy
Anya And Xander: But it's all very well cause, god knows, I'll never tell!
Anya: When things get rough, he Just hides behind his Buffy! Now look, he's gettin' huffy 'Cause he knows that I know
Xander: She clings, she's needy she's also really greedy She never --
Anya: His eyes are beady
Xander: This is my verse, hello? She --
Anya : Look at me! I'm dancing crazy

Anya and Xander: You know
Xander: You're quite the charmer
Anya: My knight in armor
Xander: You're the cutest of the scoobies with your lips as red as rubies And your firm, yet supple -- Tight embrace!

Anya: He's swell
Xander: She's sweller
Anya: He'll always be my feller
Xander: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
Anya: I've read this tale there's wedding, then betrayal I know there'll come the day I'll Want to run and hide

Anya and Xander: I lied I said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell
Xander: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Anya: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Xander: Will our lives become too stressful If I'm never that successful?
Anya: When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Xander: Am I crazy?
Anya: Am I dreamin'?
Xander: Am I marrying a demon?
Anya and Xander: We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell! So, thank god, I'll never tell! I swear that I'll never tell
Xander: My lips are sealed
Anya: I take the fifth
Xander: Nothing to see move it along
Anya and Xander: I'll never... tell