I’m A Vampire

I never age and I’ll never die
I’m like all the stars in the sky
I’ll be young forever, and why?
‘Cause I’m a vampire
Dear, for his victims I shed no tear
I am neither sweet nor sincere
And I’d rather drink blood than beer
‘Cause I’m a vampire

The sun will never touch me, I abhor its filthy light
I am the mistress of the damned and of the children of the night
I have all the love I need and its your blood I crave
I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave
I can turn into a bat, I can cast the evil eye
I have ever so much money, I’m gorgeous and I can fly
I survived the Inquisition, been a harlot, been a queen
Survived for 700 years and I still look seventeen

I never age and I’ll never die
I’m like all the stars in the sky
I’ll be young forever, and why?
‘Cause I’m a vampire
Hon, once at home you really should run
I despise the light of the sun
And I kill your kind just for fun
‘Cause I’m a vampire

I never age and I’ll never die
I’m like all the stars in the sky
I’ll be young forever, and why?
‘Cause I’m a vampire
Damn! I am what? I am what I am
And I am impossibly glam
And I am happy as a clam
‘Cause I’m a vampire

I never age and I’ll never die
I’m like all the stars in the sky
I’ll be young forever, and why?
‘Cause I’m a vampire
Blanch, with the blood flow now in a stanch
Of what blood? A blood avalanche
Of a tidal wave of tarantulas