(Calling all cars, calling all cars...)
(Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples)
(Wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers)
(Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east)
(Alias L.L. Cool J)
(He's bad...)
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh...

No rapper can rap quite like I can
I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso I'm a MC cop
Make you say, "Go L.L. and do the wop"

If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet
Trendsetter I'm better my rhymes are good
I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would

And when rap begin then I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over you know I'm a win
Cool J has arrived so you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don't play!

Sparring competition that's my hobby and job
I don't wear a disguise because I don't own the mob
Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped
So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped

I'm bad
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
(C C C C Cool J J)
(Cool J)
(C C C C C C C Cool J J J J J)

I'm like Tyson icin' I'm a soldier at war
I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and
Even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere

MC's can't win I make 'em rust like tin
They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark's fin
Because I'm bad as can be got my voice all waxed
Some brothers think he's making records now he must have relaxed

I couldn't shouldn't and it'll stay that way
The best rapper you've heard is L.L. Cool J
Kamikaze take a look at what I've done
Used to rock in my basement now I'm number one

And can happen on time never standin' on lime
You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme
I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jelly bean

I'm bad

I eliminate punks cut 'em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
I'm devastating I'm so good it's a shame
Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane

I'm as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull
I enjoy what I'm doing plus I'm paid in full
Not Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as I
Say the kind of rhymes that make MC's withstand I tie

Never retire or put my mike on the shelf
The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad just provin' I'm bad
You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad

MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em
And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em
I'm the best takin' out all rookies
So forget Oreos eat Cool J coookies

I'm bad
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
(Cool J J J)
(Cool J J J)
(C Cool J)

Never ever no never
Never wearin' no Levis battle me why try
I'll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye
Sparrin' MC's and I'm a never get with
When I retire I'll get worship like a old battleship

L.L. I'm bad other rappers know
When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!"
My paycheck's large Mr. Bogart in charge
Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large

The original Todd teachin' how to be hard
Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod
You're a novice I'm noble and I decipher my tongue
Not Atilla the Hun but no I'm Threwler his son

My vulture's exact like rack and pinion in a Jag
You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag
No good scavenger catfish vulture
My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture

I'm bad
(Think I'm gonna need backup)
(Think I'm gonna need backup)
(What you need that for?)
(Yo this is L.L. Cool J)
(And you'll never catch me so don't even try it)
(I'm too bad for ya, understand...)
Aaaaaahhhh... I'm bad!

Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on

Come on
Lay it on me
All right...

I'm giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about

Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Chorus:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)

And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad...

The word is out
You're doin' wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long
Your lyin' eyes
Gonna tell you right
So listen up
Don't make a fight
Your talk is cheap
You're not a man
You're throwin' stones
To hide your hands

But they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...

Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)

And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?!

We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face...

Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)

And the whole world (Woo!) has to
answer right (Woo!) now
just to tell you(Woo!) once again

You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - you know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know , You know, You know it, come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)

And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again

You know I'm woo I'm bad - You know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know, you know, you know it, come on

And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just(Woo!) to tell you once again

You know I'm bad, I'm bad - You know it
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad - You know (Woo!)
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad , I'm bad - You know it

And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again

Who's bad?!

(chorus)x2
I'm bad I'm back
I'm mad I'm strapped
Nigga what you want nigga who you with
Came with my dogs leavin with a bitch

Ain't no limit to the shit I starts
Automatic start on that big white car
Pro paint job nigga you can't rob
4 chains and a watch pocket full of knots
spots, I'ma get my stack
This crack comin back like that income tax
Yo daddy told you once he told you twice
You need more than a knife you wanna rock that ice
I'm bad magazines up the ass
Told the yellow cab come squezze on yo ass
Flash all black nash,
rappin ass nigga talkin all that jazz
Ride up on em show em how we get down
hundred rounds in his crown butt naked and he bound
Tell the truth that nigga be rippin aint it man
just got a chevy and I got my shit painted man

(chorus)x2

I be on the corner I'm marijuana
Now its marijuana from California
Big buds for bitches with big butts
Big BMW's home of the dick sucks
My Bob Marley is bumpin like bitch what
My money bumper to bumper now bitch what
I'm bad I'm back
I'm mad I'm strapped
Nigga what you want Nigga who you with
Came with my dogs leavin with a bitch
I don't see no nigga when I'm on the grind
All I see is hoe niggas when I'm on the grind
45 know a nigga know I'm holdin mine
Ima knock his ass down if its on his mind
Tell the truth that nigga be rippin aint it man
Just got a benz and i got my shit painted man

(chorus)x2

B for the bullets for niggas who gotta die
A for the addicts and junkies who gettin high
D the dope distributed at the dock
I'm Still on the block clogs no socks

B for the bass bitch i gotta boom
A for the ass in my hotel room
D for the dick, dick that i slang
Since money comin I'm addicted to my slang

B for the bang
A for the K
D dis the car for my smoothe get away
I'm bad I'll poke yo ass in the nose
with his 4-44 now he cold on the flo'
layin on his back like he pose for a hoe
When you actin like a bitch gotta go gotta go
Tell the truth that nigga be rippin aint it man
Just got a hummer and i got my shit painted man

(chorus)x2

Bad lyrics

Send Bad Ringtone to Cell Phone

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...

I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .

The Word Is Out
You're Doin' Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Your Lyin' Eyes
Gonna Take You Right
So Listen Up
Don't Make A Fight,
Your Talk Is Cheap
You're Not A Man
You're Throwin' Stones
To Hide Your Hands

But They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
And My Friends You Have
Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again,
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
Who's Bad . . .

We Can Change The World
Tomorrow
This Could Be A Better Place
If You Don't Like What I'm
Sayin'
Then Won't You Slap My
Face . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has
To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It-You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm
Bad Baby
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Woo!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-You
Know-Hoo!
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again . . .
(Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
Who's Bad?

Send Bad Ringtone to Cell Phone

Whoa... Whoa...
Follow me to your own demise and just drink this poison down.
I'll make an offer you can't refuse, the devils coming to town.
I'll steer you wrong and let you know that all that glitters gold.
So won't you let me have your soul, if I could be so bold.

I turn off all the lights, it's better
Everything goes black, well everything goes black.

I'm bad, it's true.
There's a little bit of me in everyone of you.
Well I'm bad, it's true.
You can say that I'm the devil and there's nothing you can do about it.
Nothing you can do cause I'm bad.

Sucked the life right out of you, you were once so alive.
Rotting, stinking, wilted rose, completely paralyzed.
Destruction is in high gear and your heart is what I sell.
Now pack your bags, we're leaving here. I'm taking you to hell.

I turn off all the lights, it's better
Everything goes black, well everything goes black.

I'm bad, it's true.
There's a little bit of me in everyone of you.
Well I'm bad, it's true.
You can say that I'm the devil and there's nothing you can do about it.
Cause I'm bad, it's true.
There's a little bit of me in Everyone of you.
Fucking bad, it's true.
You can say that I'm the devil and there's nothing you can do about it.
Nothing you can do cause I'm bad.

Love this, the demons don't begin in your heart.
The sweetest taste of death, on your lips from the start.

I'm bad, it's true.
There's a little bit of me in everyone of you.
Well I'm bad, it's true.
You can say that I'm the devil and there's nothing you can do about it.
Cause I'm bad, it's true.
There's a little bit of me in EVERYONE of you.
Fucking bad, it's true.
You can say that I'm the devil and there's nothing you can do about it.
Nothing you can do cause I'm bad.

Whoa... Whoa...