Interpretive Reading

Do you mind telling me what is on your head?

Who is that?
Said George
Where are you?

Right behind you.
Said the voice
Look here

George looked and saw two eyes.

Who are you?
He asked the eyes,
Are you a ghost?

Heh, yes.
The eyes replied
But I will have you call me Fred.
I still want to know what is on your head.

Oh, that.
Said George
I’d forgotten about that.
It is my hat I used,
When I was playing astronaut.

Please take it off.
Said Fred
It makes your voice sound odd.

So George took off the hat
Is that better?
He asked

Much, much, much better.
Fred replied
You have a nice voice
If you give it a chance
Maybe you'll get your choice.

Thank you.
Said George
Nobody ever told me that before.

What brings you here?
Asked Fred
This is no place for a boy alone.

Oh, but yes it is.
Said George
What about you?
Why are you here?

It’s a long story.
Fred replied
Why don’t you take off your pants
And I’ll tell you?
But be brief with your briefs.

I'm here to guard some treasure.

Treasure,
Where is that?

Where you least expect it.

The End