It Came Out of the Sky

Oh, it came out of the sky
Landed just a little south of Moline.
Jody fell out of his tractor
Couldn't b'lieve what he seen.
Laid on the ground a-shook
Fearin' for his life.
Then he ran all the way to town screamin'
It came out of the sky

Well, a crowd gathered 'round
And a scientist said it was marsh gas.
Spiro came and made a speech
About raising the Mars tax.
The Vatican said, Wow, the Lord has come.
Hollywood rushed out an epic film
Ronnie the popular said
It was a communist plot.

Oh, the newspapers came
And made Jody a national hero.
Walter and Eric said
They'd put him on a network T.V. show.
The White House said,
Put the thing in the Blue Room
The Vatican said, No, it belongs to Rome.
And Jody said
It's mine and you can have it for seventeen million.

Oh, it came out of the sky
Landed just a little south of Moline.
Jody fell out of his tractor
Couldn't b'lieve what he seen.
Laid on the ground a shakin'
Fearin' for his life.
Then he ran all the way to town screamin'
It came out of the sky.
Oh!