It’s Easy, Mmmkay

by leonard cohen

Mr. Mackey:
There are times when you get suckered in,
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women, mmkay!
But it's when you do these things too much,
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch!
You can do it!
It's all up to you, mkay!
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack!
Follow my plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mkay!
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mkay!
Kids:
We can do it its all up to us mkay!
Mr. Mackey:
Mkay!
Kids:
With a little plan we can change our lives today!
Mr, Mackey:
You can change it today!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives eating nothing in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash!
Follow this plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey:
Step 1!
Kids:
Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole!
Mr. Mackey:
Step 2!
Kids: Instead of shit say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold!
Mr. Mackey:
Step 3!
Kids: With bitch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity!
Mr. Mackey:
Step 4!
Kids: Don't say fuck anymore!
Everyone:
'Cus fuck is the worst word that you can say
Kids: Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey:
Your cured, you can go!
Everyone:
We don't have to spend our lives eating nothing in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash!
Follow this plan and very soon you will say:
It's easy mkay!
Kids:
It's easy mkay!
Mr. Mackey:
It's easy mkay!
Kids:
It's easy mkay!
Mr. Mackey:
It's easy mkay!
Kids: It's easy!
It's easy!
It's easy!
It's easy mkay!
Everyone laughs
Mr. Mackey:
Mmmkay!
Mmmkay!
Mmmkay!