Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch

Cartman:
Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super-King-Kamehameha biatch!

Kids and Cartman:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!

Kids:
Lalalalalalalalalala!

Cartman:
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!

Kids and Cartman:
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch:
She's a stupid bitch!

Kids:
Woooooooooo!

Kids and Cartman:
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she such a dirty bitch

Kids:
Bitch!

Cartman:
Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little somethin like this
(different languages)

Kids and Cartman:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

Kids:
Lalalalalalalalalala!

Kids and Cartman:
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

Kids:
Ohhhhh!

Cartman:
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch
I really mean it Kyle's Mom!
She's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh...Chaaaaaaaah