Letter from Bad Horse

Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, Bad Horse

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
He got the application that you just sent in
It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice, of course

Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, he's bad

The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware
The grade that you receive will be your last, we swear
So, make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
You're saddled up, there's no recourse
It's Hi-Ho, Silver! Signed: Bad Horse