Looking For A Friend

Gather round all you people
Watch me while you can
I've been trawling too long
I've been losing out strong
For the strength of another man

[I've been hasty, wasty
Sitting on the backstep
Waiting for the phone to ring]
This semi-acoustic love affair
Is driving me to the brink

I'm just looking for a friend
I'm just looking for a friend
You don't have to be a big wheel
You don't have to be the end
I'm just looking for
Looking for a friend

God help all you ladies
May the devil help all you men
You're far too busy having babies
To help yourself to a friend

You're lazy, crazy
Hung upon the insane
Looking for a place to call
With the mirror on your backside face-to-face
With the spaceman on the wall

I'm just looking for a friend
I'm just looking for a friend
You don't have to be a big wheel
You don't have to be the end
I'm just looking for
Looking for a friend

I'm just looking for a friend
I'm just looking for a friend
You don't have to be a big wheel
You don't have to be the end
I'm just looking for
Looking for a friend

Looking