No Baby I

the lights were low but i was lower
the radio was playing somewhere else
the room was full of surface tension
i was only thinking about myself

no baby i
no baby i
no baby i don't wanna see you hurt
you got them tears, they fall like pearls
blame it on gravity, yeah
blame it on being a girl

the room was full of undertakers
movers and martini shakers gone
the reaper left at 7:30
took off in a taxi with a blonde

the difference between us is way down on the inside
it's very tricky business

no baby i
no baby i
no baby i don't wanna see you hurt
you got them tears, they fall like pearls
blame it on gravity, yeah
blame it on being a girl

here's a toast to no good friday
i was bound to do it my way - wrong.
strum it on a telecaster
sing it like a train disaster song

the difference between us is way down on the inside
it's very tricky business

no baby i
no baby i
no baby i don't wanna see you hurt
you got them tears, they fall like pearls
blame it on gravity, yeah
blame it on being a girl