Non-Dairy Creamer

They call it KFC
'Cause it's not really chicken
Hot Cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick and
Did you ever think someone's tricking you?
You and you and you

And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar
And some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately?
'Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

A new love is burning up in me
'Cause one in four American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants but you can’t buy a soul
Threat level orange

And with your chest puffed out
What are you so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out
What are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two gay guys got married
Brought the family to its knees
How did they blow us to smithereens
Just a couple of queens
How do they do it I'm tellin' you now
Brought the marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans
Young gay republicans

So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Are you non-dairy creamer?

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Are you non-dairy creamer?

Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished