Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe.
But today,
If you think that I don't know
About depression and
Emotional pain,
You're insane, or you're
A fool who hasn't paid attention
To a word that I say
In a way,
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe

So passe hey now a-day
You never thought you'd get addicted,
Just doer in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn't you have got
A couple piercings and decided
Maybe that you were gay

In a way
I can't help but feel responsible,
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe