On The Open Road

Goofy:
Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road
C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!

Max:
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad

Goofy:
Yuck!

Max:
And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the road

Goofy:
There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true

Max:
Roxanne, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do

Goofy:
Me and Max relaxin' like the old days

Max:
This is worse than dragon breath and acne

Goofy:
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode

Max:
I'm so mad
I think I may explode

Goofy:
When I see that highway, I could cry

Max:
Ya know, that's funny
So could I

Both:
Just bein' out on the open road

Female Country Singers:
Howdy, boys
Is this the way to Nashville?

Tow Truck Driver:
Watch it, Mac!
Or you'll be gettin' towed

Prisoner:
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
The next time I see the open road

Small Man:
Just a week of rest and relaxtion

Large Woman:
Yeah!

Small Man:
And the odd romantic episode

Max:
Very odd!

Mickey Mouse:
It's Californ-eye-ay or bust

Old Lady:
Look out, you dirtbags
Eat my dust
From now on, I own the open road!

Goofy:
Just me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer

Nuns:
Their car ventures forever westward ho

Nuns and Goofy:
Yeehaw!

Max:
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0

Chorus and Goofy:
Every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good

Max:
And I'd go with them if I could

Goofy and Chorus:
I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy-free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!