Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f**king insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now theres nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's f**king insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said OW

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's f**king insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
Then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie!

It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.

Cock push-ups and the power slide.
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Chow Mein.

'Cause he who is sleazy
Is easy to pleasey.
And she who is juicy
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale.
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said ow!

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane.

'Cause he who's a geezer
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starky
Is full of malarkey.
And he who is groovy
Must be in my movie.
So come on!

Oh, 'cause if you're a diva
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a croney
Then suck on my boney.
And if you are groovy
Then get in my movie!
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
more precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now theres nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said OW

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
Then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie!

It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny

[Chorus: Krayzie]
My nigga, let's get P.O.D.'ded (P.O.D.'ded, P.O.D.'ded)
(So high, so high am I.)
reefer and blunts is all that's needed (needed, needed)
(So high, so high am I.)

[Krayzie]
Slow down, make it too smoky for you, baby
Fucked up--look at you faded
I am what I am as a thug in the Land
And that's all that I am
Damn, you better come join this thugsta party
Blunt smoke up in your body
And come get high, get high

[Chorus]

[Layzie]
Let's all get lifted
Split the swisher, quickly twist us up a fatty
Now, I've been smokin' out all day long,
P.O.'d in the back of Krayzie's Caddy
How in the world did I manage to smoke this many?
About a hundred, man. Feel it all in my stomach
To the brain severely blunted,
And it ain't no shame off in my game
Hydroponics and Indonesia,
Even the stress sometimes be creeper,
So pass me some reefer, want to receive, ah
Little Lay, givin' you what you need
Nothin' but the best green leaves
With a pocket full of cheese, gettin' P.O.D.

[Chorus]

[Wish]
I be so high, feel high. Forgive me Lord,
But I feel like the weed be blessin' my soul
Got to smoke that sticky, smelly stuff,
But I just can't get enough
Smoke it, hit it, pass it to the next man
Let him choke, smoke but don't hold on
Don't hold on, on. No, no
And if you smoke it with me, yeah
Then, I'm a smoke it with you
Y'all, we can smoke it all up
We can smoke and get ba-
We can smoke it all up
We can smoke and get ba-, ba-, ba-, ba-, buzzed

[Chorus]

[Bizzy]
P.O.D.'ded that'll get me in my seat
Hennessy and I ain't too young to be that poetically,
Here to believe that I get brave, and all on my way,
In a daze, me puff puff on my reef
Got a blunt for the thugs and hustlas
Ain't no bustas in the Mo Thug game
And it gets me out of all miseries
Follow the benefits, stay in place
As long as we reach, put up the fist and flip and pray
I'll be done, when I reach my own
Stay free; let the time go pass me by
Stay high, I'm P.O.D.'d. P.O.D.'d.

[Krayzie]
I smoke on nothin' but the best of buddah
Ooh, yeah. Get the blunts and weed
Fuck the Hennessy; let's focus on these leaves
Reefer really relax my mind,
And ask me one more time
Get a split up, keep it lit up. Can you feel us?
Get with us, smoke with your nigga
Somebody told me, you better
respect the sticky leaves, sticky leaves, sticky leaves

[Chorus]