Just show me the venue
When I'm the menu
It's personalized
The life of the party
I'm like Billy Barty
But regular-sized
I guess I should explain
Your guests will go insane
For me

'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology

Over in England
Everything bent
But I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there
You know they drive cars there
On the other side
They barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me
Always

'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Inspired some Greek mythology

It's all true (cross my heart and hope to die)
I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye)
And if you've been misled
May some lightning strike me dead

Back Japan, they
Did not understand, they
Sent me back here
But look at them now, they're
Rubbing my cow, there
And feeding it beer
I may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet
For me

'Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, mirology
Is studied in theology

It's quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology

TEEN IDOL
The way you move
It's got quality
Come on baby, let's go downtown
Little girl, you sure look good to me
The way you move
It's got quality
Come on baby now don't be shy
Step in the light so I can see
The way you move
It's got quality

GIRLS
I want to know
Are you my beautiful young boy
Or just another love
Passing through my life
I need to know
Will you be my sorrow and my joy
And maybe one day soon
Will I be your wife.

TEEN IDOL
Come on baby,
Let's rock some more
I want to spend my salary
The way you move
It's got quality

SAL
Everytime they see me walk down the street
They say Co?o that boy is fine
The way he moves
Got quality

GIRLS
I want to know
Are you my beautiful young boy,
Or just another love
Passing through my life,

I need to know
Will you be my sorrow and my joy
And maybe one day soon
Will I be your wife
Quiero saber
Quiero saber
Nadie nunca sabe
En la vida

TEEN IDOL
The way you move
It's got quality
The way you move
It's got quality

Lead Vocal-Paul Simon
Falsetto Lead Vocal-Frank Negron
Background and Duo Vocal-Teana Rodriguez
Background and Duo Vocal-Myrna Gomila
Background Vocal-Bobby Bright
Background Vocal-Sean Pulley
Background Vocal-Paul Simon
Background Vocal-Trent Sutton
Background Vocal-Dionte Sutton
Guitar-Wallace Richardson
Piano-Paul Griffin
Bass-Jay Leonhart
Conga, Cowbell-Jimmy Sabater
Drums-Richard Crooks
Tenor Saxophone-Chris Eminizer

Additional Production by Roy Halee