Raisins
Raisins come from grapes
People come from apes
I come from Canada
People come from apes
I come from Canada
I came in first place
In a non-existant race
To rebuild the Parthenon
In a non-existant race
To rebuild the Parthenon
The Parthenon's in Greece
Or was it in Grease 2
I can't keep my movies straight
Or was it in Grease 2
I can't keep my movies straight
When I make mistakes
I use a lot of salt
Cause salt makes me steaks taste great
I use a lot of salt
Cause salt makes me steaks taste great
I don't want to be a bother
But I think the phone's for you
But I think the phone's for you
I've got orange pants
I wear them when I dance
But I don't get out that much
I wear them when I dance
But I don't get out that much
You are just too loud
I passed you in a crowd
Thank you and keep in touch
I passed you in a crowd
Thank you and keep in touch
I don't speak Chinese
Not even words like
'Please', 'thank you', or 'how are you'
Not even words like
'Please', 'thank you', or 'how are you'
But I can parle Francais
I parle'd a bit today
It seemed like the thing to do
I parle'd a bit today
It seemed like the thing to do
I don't want to be a bother
But I think you're in my seat
But I think you're in my seat