Remyxomatosis (Cristian Vogel RMX)

The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new found friends
He said
I been where I liked
I slept with who I like
She ate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice
But now
I don't know
why I feel so tongue-tied

I sat in the cupboard
And wrote it down in neat
They were cheering & waving
Cheering & waving
Twitching & salivating like with myxomatosis
But it got edited fucked up
Strangled, beaten up
Used as a photo in Time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in Devon

I don’t know why I feel so tongue-tied
Don’t know why I feel so skinned alive

My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
You should put me in a home
or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis
Now no one likes a smart ass
But we all like stars
That wasn't my intention
I did for a reason
He shook hands with the cripples &
He gave them all milk
He did a few card tricks
For his Mafia geeks
But now
I don’t know why I feel so tongue-tied