Duh ug duh duh duh duh mah eyah
I donno the words!
I donno'ow it starts; I've forgotten it!
Hold on; stop the segment. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Check out what how it starts. What's the first line?

Paul: One, two, three, four, five, six!

Johnny: Alright, can you start at the beginning, then?

Paul: Roadrunner, roadrunner, (???)

Johnny: I can't hear you, Paul.

Paul: Roadrunner, roadrunner, go...

Johnny:
Going faster miles an hour
Euhlalalalala
Awith the radio on
Aroadrunner, roadrunner
Aeuhmuh faster miles an hour
Oh, God, I don't know it...
I drove past the Stop 'n' Shop
And I wah by the Stop 'n' Shop
An' I flarala wahbah Stop Shop
Have the radio on
Have touch with the modern world
I fell in love with the modern world
Fell in love with (???)
Have the radio on
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Agoin' faster miles an hour
Felt in touch with with modern world
In love with the modern world
Alright, here we go now
Goin' twenty-eight watta power
It's all cold here in the dark
Fifty thousand watts of power
Agoin' faster miles an hour
Awith the radio on
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Oh, God, I don't know it
It's fuckin' ridiculous
Wish I had the words...
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Agoin' faster miles an hour
I felt in touch with the modern world
I fell in love with the modern world
Rockin' modern lover, modern sound, ana mosaround
Modern rockin' runner around, mosaround rockin' modern runner in touch
An' a radio on
I got radio on
A roadrunner, roadrunner
Oh yeah er ah ee ah eh uh
Do we know any other fuckin' Beatles songs?
'Ey? Brrrrrrr!
'Ey? Do we know an...
'Ey? Do we know any other fucking songs that we can do?
Do we know any other songs that we can do? I can't think of any.

I'm a road runner, honey!
(Beep, beep)

(Beep, beep)

(Beep, beep)

I'm a road runner, honey
And you can't keep up with me
(Beep, beep)
I'm a road runner, honey
(Beep, beep)
And you can't keep up with me
(Beep, beep)
Come on, let's race
Baby, baby you will see
(Beep, beep)

'Here it comes'
<Here it comes, baby>
(Beep, beep) <come through>

Move over, honey <sneak in>
(Beep, beep)
Lem'me by
(Beep, beep)
I've gotta smooth shift from first
Move over, baby'
(Beep, beep)
That's it, lem-me by <I'll sneak in>
I'm 'on show you, baby
That I can hurry
Gon' put some dirt in yo' eye!
(Beep, beep)

'Here I go'

(Beep, beep) <come on>
(Beep, beep)

Oh, yeah
How'm I doin?
(Hot) <s-l-o-w down!>
(Beep, beep)
(Beep, beep)

(Take her hand, take her hand)
Take my hand, baby (shake hands)
(Beep, beep, beep-beep)
I'm 'onna prove to you that I'm a
(Cheep-cheep, beep-beep)
A-road runnin' man
(Cheep-cheep, beep-beep)

I wanna show you somethin'
(Beep, beep, beep-beep)
That I'm the fastest in the land
(Beep, beep, beep-beep)
Now, lem'me by
(Beep, beep)

Oh, yeah!
(Beep, beep)
You say you fast
<She gon' move across town, now>
(Beep, beep, beep-beep)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
(Beep, beep)
But it don't look like you gonna last
(Beep, beep)

'Goodbye'
I've got to put you down
I'll see you, someday
Baby, somewhere hangin' around
(Beep, beep)

FADES-
(Beep, beep)
(Beep, beep)
(Beep, beep).

I'm a road runner honey

Cause the road runner honey
Baby that's all I am to you
Yeah the road runner honey
Now I know that, that's true
Move over baby, I'm going to drive
Oh, oh

Cause the road runner honey
Baby that's all I am to you
Yeah the road runner honey
Now I can see that it's true
No
Move over baby, I'm going to drive
No

Cause the road runner honey
Baby that's all I am to you
Yeah the road runner honey
Now I can see that, that's true
Move over baby, I'm going to drive

You're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways

Road Runner, the Coyote's after you (beep-beep)
Road Runner, if he catches you your through [x2]

That Coyote's really a crazy clown
When will he learn that he'll can get to mow him down
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone
Runnin' down the road his idea of havin' fun...

That Coyote's really a crazy clown
When will he learn that he'll can get to mow him down
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone
Runnin' down the road his idea of havin' fun...

Road Runner, the Coyote's after you (beep-beep)
Road Runner, if he catches you your through [x4]

I'm a road runner honey,
I'm a road runner honey,
And you can't keep up with me,
I'm a road runner honey,
And you can't keep up with me,
Come on, let's race,
Baby baby, you will see,
Here I come,

Duh ug duh duh duh duh mah eyah
I donno the words
I donno 'ow it starts, I've forgotten it
Hold on, stop the segment
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop
Shout out what how it starts
What's the first line?

[Paul:] One, two, three, four, five, six!

Alright, can you start at the beginning, here?

[Paul:] Roadrunner, roadrunner, it's not 'ard!

I can't hear you, Paul

[Paul:] Roadrunner, roadrunner, go...

Going 'bout thousand miles an hour
Euhlalalalala
Ah, with the radio on
Ah, roadrunner, roadrunner
Aeuhmuh faster miles an hour
Oh, God, I don't know it...

I drove past the Stop 'n' Shop
And I walk by the Stop 'n' Shop
An' I flarala wahbah Stop Shop
Had the radio on
Have touch with the modern world
I fell in love with the modern world
Fell in love with elarastu
Have the radio on
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Ah, goin' 'bout a thousand miles an hour
Felt in touch with with modern world
In love with the modern world
Alright, here we go now

Goin' twenty-eight miles an hour
It's all cold here in the dark
Fifty-thousand watts of power
Ah, goin' 'bout a thousand miles an hour
Ah, with the radio on
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Oh, God, I don't know it
It's fuckin' ridicularse

Wish I had the words

Roadrunner, roadrunner
Ah goin' bout thousand miles an hour
I felt in touch with the modern world
I fell in love with the modern world
Rockin' modern lover, modern sound, ana mosaround
Modern rockin' runner around, mosaround rockin' modern runner in touch
An' a radio on
I got radio on
Ah roadrunner, roadrunner

Oh yeah er ah ee ah eh uh
Do we know any other fuckin' peoples' songs?
'Oi! Brrrrrrr!

'Oi! Do we know an...
'Oi! Do we know any other fucking songs that we can do?

Well I'm a road runner honey... yeaaaoooo yea

I'm a road runner honey
And you can't keep up with me
Well I'm a road runner lover
And you can't keep up with me
You got a green light baby
Baby baby you will see

Well... move over honey
Baby... let me by
Yeah move over honey
C'mon... let me by
I wanna show you baby... cheers...
Here's mud in yo eye
Wellll... eat my dust

Let's have a road runner wedding
And we gotta get it right
They'll be a road runner wedding
Yeah but it can't be white
Wedding bells tomorrow mornin'
And burn some rubber tonight... huh huh ha ha...

Well I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Well I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Yeah I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Well I'm a road runner honey... beep beep
Well I'm a road... run... ner
Well I'm a road... run... ner
Well I'm a road runner
A road runner
A road runner
A road runner... honey
Yeeeeaaahhhhh...