Soap (Skit)

Skylar Montgomery?
What do you want from me, Roger?
I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica
Wait a minute, you hold it right there
Me and that woman love each other

Love? What do you know of love?
We were destined to be together, I met her on the beach
Are you out to destroy me?
No Roger, that's not what I want to do
I love her! And we're going to be together
Never