Special Olympics

Watch them run
Watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball
olympics
Special Olympics.

Watch them laugh,
Watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool...........thats diving
At the special olympics.

And I know full well
That I will burn in hell
But those guys playin wheel chair basketball has got to be about the funniest freakin thing I've ever seen in my life
at the special olympics.

Kid with downs wins the race,
even though he stood in place, olympics....
at the special olympics.

'Round his neck, gold medals hung,
resting on his giant tongue...olympics,
at the special olympics.

But I kid when I sing,
Cuz these games are a beautiful thing...
Ok, really just avoiding karma, cuz i know my children will be born crippled and blind and when I'm retired I will have to spend all of my time...
at the special olympics.