Steve Bergman (Skit)

by Hoobastank

secretary:Mrs bergman
Mr berman:what
secretary:eminem is here to see you
Mrs bergman:about fucking time
send me
eminem:steve good to see you man i just...
Mrs bergman: look who's decide to show his face
I hope you've fun in the last four years
eminem:look man,I apologize again for...
Mrs bergman: for shoot in me
do you know lost the use my rigth arm?
eminem: agin it was a mistake a terrible mistake,
are you in a bullet prouvest?
Mrs bergman: and you gonna do what?
hide out, stand detoit for five years while the music on the street melted the fuckin downm
do you know how many people lost their jobs because your fuckin vacation?
eminem:that's exactly why I'm here I was gonna
put out some new music and i wanna play for you
and get your opinion
Mrs bergman: do I really need to hear it
let me guess?
another album about poor me I'm so famous and this ruined my rich little life I'm so tortured hardest let me make music about it and my tragedy love life
I'm honest something hear
eminem: c'mon it's not like that
mrs bergman: you know what just stand funkin it over Im downm talk to you ,think comes and goes and your plz
big selfhily superstar
eminem: steve ,I had drug problem
Mrs bergman: ohhh pooor me I had drug problem
who's hasn't drug problem in this town
you know what?
eminem: hey hey hey
Mrs bergman:just let shit down on my desk and
get the fuck out
eminem:oh oh oh oh jesus christ aight aight fine here
Mrs bergman:what is this shit? two cds?
eminem: that's what I been try to tell you man is two album
Mrs bergman: get out get the fuck out!
eminem:aight aight see you later