Stroke The Shaft

stroke it, smoke it
make it glad
it's not that hard
scrub it, rub it
just sing a long
it's not that hard
say it, pray it
turn on the mic
and work it like a child
don't talk to me 'bout wasted youth
like it's going out of style

this is a pipe you cannot smoke
this is a beast that you may stroke
but in a case of emergency

(c'mon and stroke the shaft)

stroke the shaft
make it last
not too fast
the head's off limits
grip the staff, alpha-mast
cast a grasp
the head's off limits!

scorch it, torch it
make it blaze
man, that was rad!
stroke it don't choke it
just provoke it
man, that was bad!
(bad ass)

this is a pipe you cannot smoke
this is a beast that you may stroke
but in a case of emergency
(break the glass and stroke the shaft)

stroke the shaft
make it last
not too fast
the head's off limits
grip the staff
alpha-mast
cast a grasp
the head's off limits!

stroke the shaft
make it last
not too fast
the head's off limits
grip the staff
razmatazz
alpha-mast
the head's off limits!

ooooh, do you remember too fast for love
we fit together like hand in glove
we used to make shit levitate, baby, we were sooo
got to get my shaft stroked