Taxi Driver

by עדי אבישי

I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab
She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab
Before she left she made a dashboard confessional
And spilled her guts in cursive but whats worse is
I could still see her bright eyes like sunny day real estate
Oh my and in a funny way the ceiling tastes
So high but no chance
My little chemical romance left a bad taste in my mouth
But I approached her like hey mercedes why the long face
Why you cryin? theres no need
Just put on this coheed and fallout
Boy meets girl jimmy eat world
But Schlep eats pills till hes all out
Not once not twice she was thrice times a lady
Mackin on brand new, but I had to
Bounce over to the postal service to
Pick up these pills that take care of my nervousness
And all the way I saw planes and mistook 'em for stars
She played games but she took em too far
At the drive in
Watching soft porn and you can tell
By the trail of the dead, that there was somethin in the popcorn
I hop in my cab destination midtown
Just to get up with some kids that like to get down
I'd made my rounds and that was that
In between the frowns and scraps and heart attacks
And I remember I seen her ass in early november
On a Thursday taking back Sunday for a refund
She shot a wink like no hard feelings
Then she jetted to brazil man them pills had me spun
This is the story of the year right here
This is hot water music
Put ya ramen into it

Taxi Driver

by Celine Dion

I flagged him down at the corner
And he picked me up at the light
I told him where I was going
And we drove off into the night
How's it going my friend; I asked him
Slowly he turned his head
The taxi driver looked at me
And this is what he said
He said...
Where do you want me to take you? I could go left side or that way but I cannot go down by that way it's under construction okay here we go what do you want left or right side of the cab okay here we are get the fuck out of my cab goodbye
thank you, no I can't break a fucking fifty. Oh you know, interesting, to our right, you see, they're building a brand new deli.
New Delhi... I miss my home.